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Home...

[the sound of footsteps hitting the ground, someone's running and shouting] Make a hole! Coming throu----

This place again. I guess that means I'm not going home.

So who's still here? Abs? Lady B? Lestat? And more importantly, truth or dare?

(occ; Canon-updated to the end of episode 6.02 - Agent Afloat. Also, caution: Due to real life ( Read more... )

Oh no. No, no, no, no, no.

Hell no! I'm not doing this again. And if I have to walk around naked all day.

(ooc; ... He's wearing a sailor uniform.)

¿Donde estoy? Not Spain? No, definitely not Spain. Last I checked, I was still in Rota. How's that work out?

Where's my team?

[ ooc; Cursed to have taken the position in Spain. Not much of a change, only he's calmer and more in control, less likely to goof around. Teamleader Tony, get! ]

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Great. Oh, just great. For the record? I didn't kill anybody.

Now, I'm having trouble differentiating ( Read more... )

Freeze,
NCIS!
National Cleavage Inspection Service.

All females come forward now to have their cleavage inspected.

( ooc; Am so not to blame for this. Yes, he's cursed b-but even if he weren't he'd still do this! )

Man. Is there a particular reason why there's a scarecrow in the apartment? I woke up and it was looming over me.

Of course, I shot it. What? It was moving. I swear it was!

Now, if the next curse involved something along the lines of Hitchcock's The Birds, the scarecrows could be useful, but I don't think so.

What--

Uhm. I don't know where I am. I don't remember getting here. Did Dad forget me again? Maybe they took me to one of their parties and left without me?

Excuse me. Has anyone seen or heard from a Mr Anthony DiNozzo Senior?

I hope he's not around. I hope he's not around. I really hope he's not around. I don't want to report to him and I don't ( Read more... )

Anyone know this guy?

... And why the harvest can't I swear properly? The horticulture, City?

[ Filtered To Hospital Staff | Hackable With Effort ]
I hope this guy is more cooperative now. ... Though he's unconscious, so do you doctor-thing, will ya?

I went through enough fudging trouble to get him to the hospital.
[ / Hospital Staff ]

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